Ze Cow, The Dog And The Bone

Now this is story of a cow and the bone.

I know it's misleading because the title of my posting mentions of the dog.

Ahhh.. do indulge in me for a moment.

You see, once upon a time ( how on earth did I leave out those four sacred words), there was this cow who had an incredible lusting for bones. Yeah, strange but true, the cow loves to behave like a dog and when the cow sees the bones, it will go absolutely bonkers when it sees any bone. The bone is literally history for the cow will not let go once it gets a taste of the bone.

And strangely for some, they cannot stand the sight of the cow enjoying the bone. To them it's absolutely disgusting to see the cow acting like a dog.

Bad cow they cried out loud.

Why can't the cow be a cow and just laze around and wait to be milked?

But what the poor cow?

Why blame just the cow?

And you know you cannot blame the bone can you?

Or how about the party who continues supplying the bones for the cow to indulge on?

No supply of bones and the cow can just be a cow and acts like a cow and if the cow likes to go crazy, why can't it do some jumping exercises with Ms. Moonie? Or how about some pole dancing?

Or how about them that cannot stand the sight of the cow whacking non-stop on the bones, why can't they just play some chinese checkers? Heard ping pong is real fun too!

Holy cow!

Now this is an unreal delima, no?

LOL!

Thank goodness the EPL is starting this weekend!

Go Mooney Go!